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Holy Man Appearance

October 9, 1998

(Introduction)
Mark You know, there are good people in this business and there are great people in this business, and little Jeff Goldblum, who isn’t little, he’s 6 foot 4, is one of the great ones. Plays the piano, he’s gonna play a little jazz for us this morning.
Jane One of those who knew ...Fascinating name of the group he plays in, five Italian guys, and there’s three of them
Mark none of them are Italian
Jane But that’s him he’s got a great sense of humor
Mark He’ll be coming up twice today....

(news on the show)
(They show Jeff before the commercial)

Mark Is it true that King Kong Vs. Godzillia had a big effect on you when you were younger?
Jeff (laughs) Yeees
Mark Wait, don’t answer, we’ll have the answer after the break

(commercial)
Introduction (the real segment)
Mark It’s 18 after the hour, Independence Day, Jurassic Park, two of the biggest money makers ever both starred Jeff Goldblum, in his new movie Holy Man, Jeff plays a struggling salesman whose home shopping network is a financial flop.
(shows "flat sales" "Holyman" clip that ends with Ricky’s boss telling him "It’s not about what you sell, it’s about the way you sell it . It’s about making people feel they have to have it when they don’t really want it....)
Mark That is what it’s all about...hello Jeff
Jeff Hello Mark
Mark Good to see yo....I had to pull you away from Jane, you were hugging her like crazy like you did the last time
Jeff oh, Jane is so sweet and she looks great
Mark She does. Good to see you again
Jeff Nice to see you
Mark Give me a little history before we get into Holy Man
Jeff Whatever you want Mark
Mark When you did the Big Chill, the movie that defined baby boomer, as you guys were making it, did you talk amongst yourselves, did you know the impact it was going t have?
Jeff Ummm, I didn’t. Do you know it’s coming out...they’re re-releasing it on the big screen pretty soon.
Mark Yes
Jeff noooo, I don’t think so..it was a surprise...somebody knew ‘case they...cause Larry Cassaden and people, the director, were very passionate and thought, I think they thought, it could catch on. But I think for even more for them, and certainly for me I just had the idea we were doing something special that I thought might be good and we were having a wonderful time with each other.
Mark All right, let’s talk about Eddie Murphy. When I spoke to him he spoke very highly of you, he loves the fly. What’s this (opens jacket) He told me to do that and see what you did (Jeff laughs) What’s it like working with Eddie Murphy?
Jeff He’s great, he great, I did....I met him years ago, we did a music video together, did you know, with BB King?
Mark I didn’t know that
Eddie murphy
Watch This Scene
Jeff Yeah, I played the piano a little bit and he played the drums. He’s very musical. He’s great. I adore him...he’s hilarious, of course, but he’s very sweet. On this movie, from the time I first met him, he was, umm, just so supportive. I just felt good around him. It’s like his character in this movie. Maybe he’s so talented he was already working on that...but I think he’s like that, he’s very real and down to earth. It’s like at the end of "Beverly Hills Cop" where you feel, you know he’s been funny, but what a wonderful guy...what a darling, adorable guy that you’re so enriched by having known. He’s like that in the movie, he’s like that in real life.
Mark "King Kong Vs. Godzilla", talk to me. How did that affect you?
Jeff (smiles) Oh, I was young, you know, and it was like the first big event movie in Pittsburgh, there was there theater, the Leona theater, three balconies, gorgeous little place...and my sister and I, Pam, used to go to the movies every couple of weeks. They changed the movie theater, when I saw this trailer to "King Kong Vs Godzilla", I don’t know what it was, I was a kid, thought, (wow sigh) I gotta see that, that is...I can’t believe that....and apparently every other kid in town thought the same thing cause it was a different thing, when we went to the movie theater, it was full, packed. I think it was thousands of kids, and you couldn’t hear a thing from the time the movie started, they were screaming and throwing popcorn boxes and things, very rowdy, but I loved it. I’ve seen it recently it’s kind of (makes face) cheesy, but great.
I gotta see this
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Mark (laughs) Cheesy, but great. There’s a book that you’re involved with, "The Emperors New Clothes", it’s a very...fighting the good fight. Tell me about this book.
Jeff It’s for the Starbright Foundation which helps seriously ill children and Steven Speilburg and General Swartzcoff had something to do with spearheading this whole thing. A bunch of celebrity types kinda of wrote different parts of the story so it’s a retelling and then we all kind of recorded it on a CD that you get with the book, and it’s coming out at Christmas so you can buy it...and it it does very good work...
Mark And you’re going to play a little jazz piano for use later?
Jeff If you like...if you sing
Mark We were talking about this
Jeff Talking and singing...Did you know he sang? You sing so beautifully
Mark Well ....Occasionally
Jeff We can sing...I know.. I mean whatever we’re gonna do here, I know that you and I would get a kick out of going through the fake book and singing every song there is for hours, every song there is, you’re great.
Karate
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Mark Also, umm, you’re a black belt in karate?
Jeff (Jeff laughs) I am?
Mark I’ve been reading up..you’re not a black belt in karate?
Jeff I...ummm...don’t try anything (takes Karate pose) ummm, I, no, I’m not, I certainly couldn’t claim...I hesitated for a second....no, I’m not no black belt in karate....
Mark Where did I hear that from? That’s has nothing...oh, you’re wearing a blackbelt...that maybe that was it...lost my head briefly, thought he was black belt...
Jeff Well, I’ve studied a little bit. I can take care of myself I suppose
Mark I know you teach acting. What’s the "Ouch" within you? I’ve been reading everything about you!
Jeff Oh that was this article that made it seem....often acting lessons, acting classes, people have weird ideas about them anyway, oh that stupid stuff, you don’t need to do that, in bad classes, that’s probably true. It often sounds esoteric and weird and mysterious, oh, how can I explain this brief......
Mark We have, not enough ti....
Jeff oh, (smiles) we don’t have enough time!
Mark Let me see....Give me a little High-Ya
Jeff You have moves? Well, you do.
Mark I’m wearing a black belt today to.
Jeff Here do this (holds hands out flat, Mark does the same, Jeff slaps, they play the reflex game)
Jeff now it’s my turn, go ahead..no you missed
Mark You’re going to play piano for us when we get back?
Jeff If you like
Mark I keep missing
(they play slap into the break)
Slap
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Jeff at the Piano
(Jeff sits at piano after break playing)
Mark Oh, an arial shoot
Jane Back here with jazz man, Jeff Goldblum, who knew?
Mark And I was playing slap with those fingers? Hitting his fingers...
Jane it’s like messing with a surgeon ....There’s two who knews here folks
Mark who knew one
Jane who knew one, Jeff Goldblum sings and plays the piano and is part of a jazz group called three guys..
Mark five guy from Italy....but it’s three guys
Jane and none of them are from Italy....Second who knew is (looks at Mark, mark hold head in his hands saying "don’t do this") We know that your sister was an Opera singer, we know that your dad loves to sing, but we didn’t know that Mark McQuwin was a singer. Right Jeff?
Jeff He’s a great singer. I was in the dressing room and he was singing great..he’s a great singer
Mark You know, what you couldn’t see was the man’s arm up my back and he was doing the ventriloquist act
Mark How’d you get into playing the piano my parents...you know...offered all of us kids lessons and I took lessons and that was it. I discovered jazz and ..and it’s just a hobby for me and this band is just a hobby for me, the name always keeps changing in fact, it’s now..I don’t know...
Jane It’s not five guys from Italy anymore?
Jeff I don’t think so, whatever you want..but Peter Weller plays with us occasionally, and Peter Harris whose a great musician. We just wrote a song that’s on this....
Mark Peter Weller plays trumpet, right?
Jeff That’s right..me and this guy Peter Harris just wrote this song that’s on this Wildlife Waystation benefit album
Mark Can you play a little bit of that?
Jeff Yeah, it’s called "Born Freeky"..(starts the song)
Jane "Born Free" you mean?
Jeff no born freeky (sings) and the tune goes (plays)something like that...he’s a very talented, Peter Harris, very good.
Mark Play something out of thing (flips through Jeff’s book)
Jeff If you sing, what would you like to sing?
Jane It has to be something he knows the words to
Mark Well, play this one
Jane As Time go by, play that
Jeff Everyone knows Happy Birthday. (to Jane) It’s your birthday today, have you sung that?
(all sing Happy Birthday)
Mark You know this...
(plays As Time Go By" while Mark sings and says that he hates to sing and he is horrible at it)

Jeff You’re so good! People are so ashamed of singing. Like their parents tell them, "don’t sing, don’t sing". When anyone like you probably sings they say "oh keep your day job" or whatever. But, people should sing, you should sing
Mark Play the Flintstones theme and tell us why it’s in the book
Jeff It’s in there because I like it..but Jazz guys know, everyone knows, that..umm, it’s based on the "rhythm changes" from "I got rhythm"
Jane The Flintstones theme?
Jeff Yes, in fact all these songs right here are from that same thing, you know I got rhythm
(sings "I got rhythm" and then does "The Flintstones Theme" while scatting)
Mark Why do piano players do that (Scats) You know Earle Gardner, you could always hear him making noises.
scatting
Jeff Oh, I loved Earle Gardner, I grew up in Pittsburgh, he was from Pittsburgh. My dad’s favorite song was "Misty" (Jeff plays a jazzy version of "Misty")
Jane That’s Misty with new life though
Jeff (smiles)Well, I don’t know about that.
Jane So when people come to your house for dinner, do you end it with cigars and brandy by the piano?
Jeff I don’t smoke cigars. I don’t drink piano...uuhh, brandy, but I do get around the piano
flipping through book Jane Fruit juice and fresh air
Mark 1 out of 3 ain’t bad
Jeff it’s nice I’m telling you, I’m sure if we were not in these public surroundings we would go and sing...
Mark play a little something, we’re out of here Jeff...Holy Man, run and go see it, Jeff Goldblum is in it....on her birthday
Jane It’s always nice to see you Jeff
(Jeff plays into commercial)

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