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Live With Regis and Kathy LeeHoly Man AppearanceOctober 9, 1998(Joy Philmon, Regis’s wife, was filling for Kathy Lee)Regis Here we go, this guy has worked with everybody from aliens to dinosaurs so how tough can it be working with Eddie Murphy. Starring in the new movie Holy Man with Eddie Murphy, here’s Jeff Goldblum. (Jeff Enters) 
Regis How are you big guy, good to see you Jeff Nice to see you Joy Look at that ( motions to Jeff’s chin stubble) Jeff Do you like it? Joy Yes, I do Jeff Really? It’s not unrefined for you? Joy No, I think it’s really cool Regis A little growth here? (strokes his own chin) Jeff A little growth there (pats his stomach) Joy Here, let me tuck in your wire (she tucks in Jeff’s mic wire that has fallen out of his suit) Jeff Oh, thank you sweetie...oh look, look..you’re, you’re, you’re a poet of browns and earthtones.... < Joy Yes we confer Jeff Which, this is black I believe (touches Regis’s jacket) Regis Yes, dark brown is, absolutely...that’s why your wearing it (crowd laughs) No Jeff... Jeff Don’t tell him...there’s a little problem ...with Regis (grins) Regis(strokes his chin) What does it mean? Jeff Is that distinctive? It means....I don’t know....
Joy no, it’s the way Jeff looks at everyone Jeff no, (to audience)you just saw me looking at her, I wasn’t looking at her, he’s imaging this! (to Regis) You’re like raging bull, (audience laughs) You’re just like that guy in raging bull, you’re a little bit sick! Regis I don’t mind that, I don’t mind that, but I do mind the way she’s looking at you! (Joy laughs, Jeff looks chastised again) Joy Jeff has turned into quite the heartthrob hasn’t he? Regis He has, you’re quite the romantic leading man. Yes you cast a long shadow baby Jeff Thank you baby Regis Came here to new York when he was 17 years old, you know grew up in Pittsburgh, came here to take a flink at acting, in one year on Broadway Jeff miraculous, you know, what a story Regis When you think about it now IJeff still I’m very very grateful is what I am.. you know, it’s miraculous. When you think about it, everybody wants to actors and you think, and I knew that, I thought, what can happen, I don’t know, here goes nothing...but I thought, my hearts in it. I gotta try. And the first, that’s right..I studied at the neighborhood playhouse and then the first thing I auditioned for I got Regis What was it? Jeff Two Gents, I didn’t even audition for this thing They said do you have any tall people at this school that I was going to Regis oh that’s how he got in Joy that’s the one requirement Jeff That’s right, and they were already in production and it became a big hit, Two Gents, it was a musical version of Two Gentlemen of Verona and it became a hit, big production and everyone had to sing and dance to get in and I, there was already..., and they hadn’t even written the show and I went down and met the director and he goes ok, good you’re tall...and that was it. And then it developed into part and dadadada. You know Regis Oh my gosh, that’s fabulous! And his first movie Jeff This is funny Regis Remember Death wish? Charlie Bronson chasing those punks all over New York City because they violated his wife? Joy These guys were so menacing, I can’t believe that was Jeff Regis He was freak number 1. And here he is in his little beanie. (shows photo, everyone laughs) Jeff Do I look much different now? Regis No. I do miss the beanie though. But Charlie got you. Didn’t he or did he? Jeff No, he never got us. Regis He never got you? We’ll be right back. (Commercial break, when they come back, Jeff and the hosts are in the middle of a conversation) Jeff Yes, that was the last time we saw each other, at Larry Shandling’s birthday dinner. Joy Yes, it was his birthday Jeff Do you remember I gave him a gift that was very provocative, that my sister made, do you remember that? Regis Yes, the doll. Jeff You remember, it frightened you a little bit Regis It was a doll Joy an anatomical........ Regis lets not go into that JoyAnd Regis gave Gary his tie Regis No, Gary took my tie off. He reached up and said this is my birthday present, it was a wonderful tie, it was my favorite tie, and I gave it to him.... Joy it was my suggestion Jeff you are like the king, like Elvis, in that way. He did the same thing. (does and Elvis impersonation)Here darling, here you go take my ring. You’re the same way, generous in the same way. Regis and then he said Vive Los Vegas. Ok, now here you are, freak number 1, and you’re doing this to Charlie Bronson’s wife.. Jeff the lovely Hope Lang Regis Hope Lang, sure...but, I thought Charlie got you at the end of movie Jeff no Regis he never caught up with you? Jeff no Regis He caught up with every other freak in town I’ll tell you that Jeff I know. You’re still mad about it, look at...(crowd laughs) look at you Regis Now, this must have been a big deal, this is your first movie Jeff first movie with Charlie Bronson, yes Joy How did you get into this? It doesn’t seem like you? Regis Did they see you on Broadway? Jeff It doesn’t seem like me now that you know me I’m not... Joy you’re not the rapist type Jeff I know, I had just gotten into school and I was dying to act and I thought ohh, this is great, I get to be very different and dadadada and I went and we all auditioned and we auditioned in threes, in groups of three and every other awful guy and scary guy was there kind of pumping himself up in the thing and I went and it got chiseled down to me and I got the part and then like I was telling you in the thing earlier the thing when I went, nobody knew me as an actor before that, and I went to the set and I thought they should think that I’m the real guy, even the people making the movie, even the crew and stuff, so I went, talk about not shaving, I didn’t shower like I said for like a week or something (audience ewww)
Jeff So I learned...If I wanted to learn from acting, I started to learn. I thought artfulness is artfulness and you don’t have to stink. Regis You were just getting into character Jeff I was Regis Did you met Charlie Bronson? Jeff Yes, Charlie Bronson is great, yeah, ohh Joy I loved Jeff ones line in Annie Hall, when you’re on the phone and you say "I’ve forgotten my mantra". Do you remember that? Jeff Yes, that’s a funny line, yeah, yeah, Woody Allen movie, yeah Regis You’ve had a great career, you really have Jeff Thank goodness Regis in some of the biggest movies ever made, the dinosaur movie, that was a giant, because of you, because of you (points at Jeff) Jeff I wouldn’t (Regis continues) Bless you Regis You made it happen baby! You’re the biggest, ain’t nobody bigger than you Joy and Independence Day Regis Independence Day, there you go again, you’re a part of all these movies. Harrison Ford, whatta talking about? It’s Jeff Goldblum! Alright lets take a look at this latest movie, this is an Eddie Murphy movie right? Jeff Yes it sure is. He’s delightful. Ohh, wait till you see this Regis he plays a holy man Jeff he plays a holy man. A guy who only has the clothes on his back and he’s wandering the earth to do good really.
Jeff I’m a little jaded....I work at a home shopping network where I’m trying t sell stuff over TV and get people to buy stuff that they don’t need dadadadad, my job’s in trouble and I fall...and women aren’t really going so well for me. I’ve got to much of everything Joy In other words, it’s like your real life Regis Easy Joy Jeff Yes, Easy Joy Regis Let me hit him with the big lines...so here’s come the Holy Man Jeff What a team you are, I love you as a team. You’re like Jack Douglas and Raco. Remember them? Regis She’s Raco Jeff You remember them from... Regis Jack Par Jeff Jack Par? Regis Started...Yes, Jack Douglas was a writer for Jack Par and he had a Japanese wife named Raco Jeff yeah, beautiful with long long....hair and she used to come on the show all the time Joy but Jeff, she had a language problem. I didn’t think I did Jeff No, I just.... in the most abstract sense you’re charming and you make a beautiful couple.. Regis You’re beginning to sound like the Holy Man yourself! Jeff I try to good, I learned that lesson from him Regis lets get into this clip..so anyway, the holy man is appearing on your channel Jeff he’s appearing on my channel because I’m in tourble and I think, oh he’s not holy man but I kinda want him to help me sell stuff and he comes on the channel and he sort of enthralls people and in this embarrassing moment you’ll see what he does to me. I’m kinda trying to stay behind the scenes Regis the holy man has a surprise for Jeff, here we go... (shows clip of G showing the picture of Ricky to the viewing audience)
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